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On the First Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
A Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Second Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Third Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Fourth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Fifth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Sixth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Eighth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Ninth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Nine Mothers Spanking,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Tenth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Ten Diapers Soaking,
Nine Mothers Spanking,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Eleven Luvs a Leaking,
Ten Diapers Soaking,
Nine Mothers Spanking,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
My Phone a Mommy gave to me,
Twelve Daddies Retching,
Eleven Luvs a Leaking,
Ten Diapers Soaking,
Nine Mothers Spanking,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,
Six Temper Tantrums,
Five Teething Rings,
Four Calling Babies,
Three French Braids,
Two Turdy Loads,
And a Carriage on a Park Spree!
Written, Directed, and Produced by:
Baby Camie, Baby Suzy, & Mommy Sara
Credits and Courtesy of The Phone a Mommy Chatroom Where Fun can be had by All!
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I love your poem Sara! 
I feel like it's Christmas Time already!
You know Sara, your poem made me think back to the 1960s...
"10 diapers soaking"?
When I was a little kid, dirty, poopy cloth diapers were soaked, or "dunked" in the toliet.... AND... they were soaked in the diaper pail.
Anyone remember that?
Also..... "12 daddies retching"?
LOL!
Again, when I was a little kid, I noticed a HUGE DIFFERENCE in the way men reacted to poopy diapers and the way women reacted to poopy diapers.
I remember many times there would be lot's of people over at our house. Sooner or later, one of the infants or toddlers would dirty their pants in our living room. When the smell reached everyone, the men would act like they were going to throw-up, and they would even get upset, because they wanted to watch TV, and now the room smelled like poop. And many of them would leave the room!
The women on the other hand, would smile, sniff the air, and act as if it was no big deal to 1. smell, 2. check, and 3. change a dirty, poopy diaper.
Of course there were women in the room who wrinkled-up their noses, waved their hands under their noses, and tried to shoo-away the smell, but at NO POINT did they act like the men. Most of the woman in the room were not bothered by the smell of a poopy diaper, and some in fact, (I remember this clearly) even seemed pleased by the earthy, pungent aroma.
Anyway Sara, you are sooooo right about 12 daddies retching!
I feel like it's Christmas Time already!
You know Sara, your poem made me think back to the 1960s...
"10 diapers soaking"?
When I was a little kid, dirty, poopy cloth diapers were soaked, or "dunked" in the toliet.... AND... they were soaked in the diaper pail.
Anyone remember that?
Also..... "12 daddies retching"?
LOL!
Again, when I was a little kid, I noticed a HUGE DIFFERENCE in the way men reacted to poopy diapers and the way women reacted to poopy diapers.
I remember many times there would be lot's of people over at our house. Sooner or later, one of the infants or toddlers would dirty their pants in our living room. When the smell reached everyone, the men would act like they were going to throw-up, and they would even get upset, because they wanted to watch TV, and now the room smelled like poop. And many of them would leave the room!
The women on the other hand, would smile, sniff the air, and act as if it was no big deal to 1. smell, 2. check, and 3. change a dirty, poopy diaper.
Of course there were women in the room who wrinkled-up their noses, waved their hands under their noses, and tried to shoo-away the smell, but at NO POINT did they act like the men. Most of the woman in the room were not bothered by the smell of a poopy diaper, and some in fact, (I remember this clearly) even seemed pleased by the earthy, pungent aroma.
Anyway Sara, you are sooooo right about 12 daddies retching!
Phew! Somebody needs a changing.