Maybe you will get something nice like new diapers, or new plastic pants, or both!
Don't overindulge on the drink (except for warm milk and hot coco). Stick with beer


Actually a nice drink is a "Snuggler". My GF taught me about this, and learned about it when she was in the Girl Scouts. It's peppermint schnapps, and hot chocolate. Yum!
Oh how naughty, but what fun.
I'm off for some elf bowling. I picked up a 263 score last I played. I figure I have to practice again. It's holiday tradition along with Dr. Demento Christmas music.