Hannah's Stinky Business

[Little Stinky Britches]

Aunt Lily was babysitting 9 month-old Hannah one morning,
when the elderly woman sniffed the air,
and smiled a motherly smile.

(SNIFF, SNIFF)

"Uh, oh, I think I smell something. My goodness Hannah.
Shoooo-wee! It smells like somebody did their stinky business.
Goodness. Did you do some stinky business in your pants?
Yeah, I sure smell something. Shoooo-wee Hannah. Goodness.
Somebody sure is a stink'n over here. Yeah, I smell something."

The elderly woman smiled at Hannah as the air became thick.
She had just changed her pants before putting her in the walker.
And now Hannah pooped again, and Aunt Lily was smelling it.

(SNIFF, SNIFF)

"Shooo-wee! Babies always like to do their busy business.
Yep, they sure do! Right after you change their pants!
Aunt Lily knows what babies like to do in their britches.
Shooo-wee Hannah. Did you mess your dydees? Goodness.
I sure do smell something. I think Hannah pooped her pants."

Lily had changed more poopy diapers then she could remember.
Wiping bottoms was something the elderly woman loved to do.
She had cleaned and powdered baby bottoms for all of her life.
As long as she could remember, Aunt Lily always called it,
"Stinky Business" when babies pooped their pants at her house.

As Hannah drooled and jabbered in her Baby Walker,
Aunt Lily kept sniffing the air with a wrinkled up nose,
and talking to Hannah about the "stinky business" in her pants.

(SNIFF, SNIFF)

"Shoooo-wee! I sure do smell something. Goodness gracious.
I think I smell some poop in Hannah's britches. Shoooo-wee!
Goodness gracious. It smells like the baby needs a changing.
Shooooo-wee Hannah! Shoooo! Did we do some stinky business?
Yeah, I think the baby did some stinky business in her britches."

As the chubby baby drooled and jabbered in her baby walker,
Aunt Lily kept sniffing the air and smiling at the infant.

(SNIFF, SNIFF)

"Uh, oh, I think I smell some poop in little Hannah's britches.
Shoooo-wee Hannah! Is there stinky business in your pants?
Goodness gracious. I think Hannah needs her diaper changed.
Did you poop your pants? I smell something. Shoooo-wee!
It smells like somebody's got stinky business in their pants."

When Aunt Lily lifted Hannah out of the Baby Walker,
she placed her nose against the seat of her pants and sniffed.
The elderly woman giggled as she got a big whiff of poop,
and wrinkled up her nose and rolled her eyes at Hannah.

"Shoooo-wee! Oh my goodness! I thought I smelled something.
Oh my goodness Hannah! Shoooo-wee honey! You really stink!
Shoooo! Shooooo! Somebody's been awful busy in their britches.
Yep, the baby did her busy business in her pants. Shoooo-wee!"

After Lily sniffed her bottom to see if her pants were pooped,
she gently laid Hannah down on the sofa to change her diaper.

The bottom of Hannah's pink overalls were bulging with poop.
She had filled up her diaper in the Baby Walker as she played,
and the warmth and fullness of the pants always told Aunt Lilly,
if Hannah was all through doing her "stinky business."

"Are you all through with your stinky business? My goodness.
These britches feel awful full. Did we do a big job in our pants?
Yeah, I think we're all done with our stinky business, aren't we?
Say, 'Shooo-wee Aunt Lily. I need my diaper changed. Shoooo!
I just did some stinky business in my pants. Shoooo-Wee!"

Lily's soft, wrinkled hands, gently unsnapped the baby's overalls,
as the smell of a freshly pooped diaper wafted up to her nose.

The air was thick and stinky, but the elderly woman didn't mind.
Over the years, Aunt Lily had changed so many poopy diapers.
She didn't mind the smell of poop, or wiping messy bottoms.
Changing diapers was something the elderly woman loved to do.

"Shoooo-wee Hannah! What's Aunt Lily doing? Oh my goodness.
Is she changing your pants? Yeah, I smell some stinky business.
My goodness. Hers made a mess in hers pants. Yes hers did.
Shoooo-wee Hannah. Somebody just pooped in their dydees!
Goodness gracious. Little Hannah's got a messy poopy bottom.
Yeah, somebody filled their britches for Aunt Lily. Shooo-wee!"

Aunt Lily loved these new Pampers Baby Wipes she was using.
They smelled like baby powder as she wiped Hannah's bottom,
gently teasing Hannah about pooping her pants for Aunt Lily.

"Goodness Hannah. Is Aunt Lily changing your pants?
Shoooo-wee! We sure did our stinky business in our britches.
Goodness. Somebody's got a messy bottom. Shooooo-wee!
Yeah, Aunt Lily's awful busy changing Hannah's stinky pants.
Little Hannah pooped her pants again. Yes she did. Shooo!
Yep, that's what babies do. They do their stinky business."

After cleaning all the messy poop off her chubby bottom,
Aunt Lily slipped a fresh disposable diaper under Hannah,
and started to powder her with sweet-smelling baby powder.

"What's Aunt Lily doing? Is she powdering the pretty baby?
Yeah, somebody sure is getting their chubby bottom powdered.
Oh my goodness. Aunt Lily loves to powder that pretty bottom.
Hers got such a pretty bottom. Yes hers does. Oh my goodness.
Hannah did some stinky business in her pants. Yes hers did.
Now the baby's getting her pretty bottom powdered. Goodness."

After Hannah was all powdered, Aunt Lily brought the diaper up,
folded it across her tummy, and snuggly diapered the baby.
Hannah was jabbering as the elderly woman diapered her.
Aunt Lily smiled: The air smelled like poop and baby powder.

"My goodness gracious. Did Aunt Lily just change your pants?
Yeah, we sure did some stinky business in our britches. Shoooo!
But now hers got soft clean dydees, and plastic baby panties.
And hers got a freshly powdered bottom too. Yes hers does.
Yep, Aunt Lily just changed your britches, didn't she?"

After changing Hannah's pants and putting her overalls back on,
Aunt Lily playfully fanned her nose, and talked about the smell.

"Shooo! It gets stinky when babies do their stinky business.
Yep, we just changed some poopy pants, didn't we? Shooo-wee!
Goodness gracious. We did our stinky business in our britches.
Yep, that's what babies do, they do it in their pants, don't they?
Goodness. It's awful stinky in here. Shooo-wee Hannah!"

When she was finished fastening the snaps in her crotch,
Aunt Lily softly patted her bulging diaper and admired her work.
Hannah was now powdered and diapered thanks to Aunt Lily.


THE END

[Mommy Star]

hahaha that was adorable thanks for sharing

[Little Stinky Britches]

Thank you so much Mommy Star!

I have re-written this story for a more elderly caretaker.

I am actually becoming more attracted to older, elderly caretakers (babysitters, grandmas, aunts, etc.).

There is something so loving about elderly women and all of their many years of mothering and diapering experience. I think in many cases, they are more kind, more understanding, more loving then younger moms or babysitters.

Think about it: If you have been changing poopy diapers for over 50 years, you either hate it, or you enjoy it. If you hate it, then you are not going to keep on changing dirty diapers. But if you love it, then you will volunteer for Church Nursery duty, babysitting, etc. And after 50 years of changing poopy diapers, you tend to be very good at it.