My green dinosaur

[MommyMaggy]

Hello my my little scrumptious snacks, i've got a little tale to tell you today about my little Ab dinosaur, his name is eric and he loves to wear this specific, green T-rex dinosaur onesie every weekend and pretend to be dinosaur! it's the cutest thing i've seen yet.

last weekend, maybe it was on a friday i helped him into his green dinosaur onesie, the one where the hood of it looks like the head of the dinosaur and he couldn't help himself but make the cutest noises "RAwR Rawr" he'd say and then i'd pretend to be all scared of his dino act.

he'd be crawling all throughout the house in it, wearing it when we go outside even to go shopping for groceries he just really loved that onesie so much, then one night it happened.. He decided he was going to try and eat me for a snack, and he did. at first once he crawled around the corner of the island in the kitchen he was coming straight towards me, me thinking he was just on his kick let him be, boy was that a mistake, my little ab boy eric then started nibbling on my leg which of course tickled.

As he was nibbling on me, don't tell him this but. I was pretending to fall over because he was eating my leg, oh the horror, oh the pain, he was a really good dinosaur and then I just laid on the floor and pretended that I was dying, telling "oh no. a ferocious T-rex is eating my leg, I can't escape him now...and then, I died.. my little T-rex ate my leg and ran off to go towards the livingroom. I laid there dead for a couple more minutes to make sure before I went and sat up again.