Bad Baby
April 30, 2009may flowers
May 7, 2009Yes it is that time. Potty training time. Are you ready? Look what I have just for you my little diapered bottom baby. I know it is a hard choice to make but sooner or later every baby has to at least try the potty. But here is a little secret between you and Mommy. Some babies are just not ready for the potty and that is perfectly okay. In fact, some babies are never going to be ready and they are going to stay in diapers forever. And Mommy is completely fine with that.
At Phone A Mommy, we love playing potty training games with our babies. Some of you want to try really hard and make Mommy proud by using the big boy potty. You sit there with your little training pants around your ankles and Mommy cheers you on with every success. She gives you a gold star on your potty chart and tells you what a grown up baby you are. But then there are those of you who try and try but just can not seem to make it in time. Oops, looks like someone had an accident. Well, back into diapers you go.
And honestly, the babies who fail potty training are having the most fun of all. They get to stay in their comfy diapers, they get extra attention from Mommy during diaper changes, and they never have to worry about making it to the bathroom on time. Whether you want to succeed or fail spectacularly, our Mommies will make potty training the most entertaining experience you have ever had.
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