lesson time

Now my little sissy it is time for a lesson in behaving for Granny Doris. You know what happens to you if you do not listen to me now don’t you my little one. Granny may seem sweet and gentle with her silver hair and her warm cookies but do not let that fool you for one second. When Granny says it is lesson time, she means business and you better straighten up and pay attention.

At Phone A Mommy, our Grannies bring a level of experience and authority that is truly unmatched. They have been doing this for longer than most of you have been alive and they know every trick in the book. Granny Doris has a wooden spoon in one hand and a warm bottle of milk in the other because she believes in the perfect balance of discipline and reward. If you behave and do your lessons like a good little one, you get cuddles, cookies, and all the love in the world.

But if you act up, if you talk back, if you try to take off your diaper without permission, well, let us just say Granny knows exactly how to handle naughty babies. She will have you over her knee faster than you can say sorry and by the time she is done you will be promising to be the best baby in the whole wide world. Call us and let one of our experienced Grannies teach you a lesson you will never forget.