Phone A Mommy Blog

December 31, 2015

Breastfeeding AB/DL’s

One of the things I have learned to love even more then I thought I would is all these ABys wanting to be breastfeed, who knew? So many little men and woman who want to sit in your lap and suckle your breast like you are feeding their little belly’s till they are full and their little hearts are content. It is such a nice bonding experience for me as their nanny, mommy or step mommy. The nursery has been such a nice place to work and play with all the adult babies. Most day’s they don’t even realize how much they make my day. I look so forward to going in a helping out, I especially love the little ones that need that extra attention in the backroom where breast feeding isn’t enough, maybe […]
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]