Phone A Mommy Blog

October 18, 2015

Halloween

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I think the best part is getting to dress like a slutty bitch in front of my sons and all their friends. My favorite costume is my sexy vampire dress—it has a short, red cape, black fishnet stockings, tall leather boots, fangs, and a little […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists […]