Phone A Mommy Blog

August 2, 2021

The Family That Fucks Together Stays Together

Bellies were stuff and belts were loosened after everyone ate to their hearts delight at the family dinner. Hubby and his two college-aged step children were so relaxed that I decided that the night should not end just because the food ended.  I decided to make everyone comfortable so we could engage in some good old fashioned family sex.  I had gotten everyone comfortable and most were buzzed and this was my opportunity to make my move.  I put on some mom porn on the big screen television and no one paid attention, that was when I put on some mom son porn instead. That was when I took off everything that I was wearing and stood there in front of my hubby and his two sons fully naked.  They rubbed their eyes to make […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]