September 20, 2020
I spent a shit load of money for Roger’s education. As my only son I of course want nothing but the best for him. He was a stellar student until I started getting vague responses from him regarding his grades. I then decided to call the school and I was told that grades are confidential and cannot be shared with anyone. So I hired a hacker who was able to give me the grades that I requested and to my dismay, Roger was failing all of his classes. In addition to failing all of his classes, his roommate filed a complain with dorm room housing that Roger is a chronic bed wetter and he never changes his sheets, so the dorm room that they both shared smelled like a fish market. Once I found […]