May 20, 2009

A Walk in the Park

Sometimes my ABies are a little reluctant to go for a walk in the park – especially when I have them dressed to the nines in full baby attire. In these situations I like to put them in a baby harness, complete with hand restraints, to make them a little but more cooperative! Now, to hinder further tantrums, I’ve added a little something special to the harness, *wink*. I have retro-fitted a little shocking device from a dog’s shocking collar to the back of the harness, as well as to the crotch strap. I can then administer and control the amount of punishment needed with my remote device. It might seem a bit harsh, but it will keep the biggest of babies sweet tempered and obedient! So tell me, are you ready for a walk in the park, or should I get the baby harness? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
May 20, 2009

A Walk in the Park

Sometimes my ABies are a little reluctant to go for a walk in the park – especially when I have them dressed to the nines in full baby attire. In these situations I like to put them in a baby harness, complete with hand restraints, to make them a little but more cooperative! Now, to hinder further tantrums, I’ve added a little something special to the harness, *wink*. I have retro-fitted a little shocking device from a dog’s shocking collar to the back of the harness, as well as to the crotch strap. I can then administer and control the amount of punishment needed with my remote device. It might seem a bit harsh, but it will keep the biggest of babies sweet tempered and obedient! So tell me, are you ready for a walk in the park, or should I get the baby harness? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010