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May 24, 2016

Little Shrimp Dick Loser

I bet you’re reading this now because you’re a pathetic loser who loves small penis humiliation phone sex because it’s the only way that little shrimp dick of yours can even get close to being hard. I bet if I were to hold mu thumb up besides your pathetic cock my thumb would still be bigger than it, even when it’s hard! You even have little baby balls under that worthless dick of yours. They look like shriveled up little raisins who never got big enough to be a grape. Does your cock even cum Can it work at all? Or maybe it just lies there dormant because it can’t even produce enough cum to have an orgasm. This is why no woman in existence would ever consider sleeping with you. They wouldn’t be able […]