Phone A Mommy Blog

October 18, 2015

Halloween

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I think the best part is getting to dress like a slutty bitch in front of my sons and all their friends. My favorite costume is my sexy vampire dress—it has a short, red cape, black fishnet stockings, tall leather boots, fangs, and a little black dress that shows off my tits. The best part of the dress is that it barely covers my ass. If I shift right or lean over, whoever is behind me can get a nice view of my pussy. This year, my sissy son is having a Halloween party for all of his high school friends. I can’t wait to show off my cunt to all his friends. I hope by the end of the night I’m on my knees surrounded by young cocks and […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]