Phone A Mommy Blog

March 27, 2009

EASTER BASKETS

Found the perfect EASTER BASKET for my special someone for that occasion now you know i can’t tell you who it is i know i am being alittle naughty not telling my secret but i do have to keep something a secret from you diapered bottoms.Laughing come and see who gets my basket i might just keep it for myself think i should? Minnie
March 9, 2009

Peek A Boo

Where are yooooooooou? Mommy is looking for yooooooooou. Are you under here? Noooooooo. What’s that I hear, are those giggles? Mommy is getting closer, yes her is, Mommy is going to find baby. I see baby toes sticking out from behind the chair, hmmmm. PEEK A BOO! Mommy see’s you! Candy 1-888-430-2010
March 8, 2009

My First Ring

I remember my first crush. It was on a boy that I played with at daycare. Daycare was a lot of fun where I went, we swam, we played, and I recall watching Gilligan’s Island. I had such a crush on the boy that I went to daycare with and he gave me my first ring I ever received from a boy! I still have it. It may be a little silly, but it meant so much when I got it! I remember how shy he was coming over to the play house where me and my girlfriends were, they all just giggled as he bashfully approached me. After he gave it to me I remember him making a mad dash across the playground to his friends as my girlfriends began singing “Sara and Steven […]
March 6, 2009

AWE OF NATURE

I am always in awe of nature of what it brings into our lives the birds,bees small animals, insects of all kinds but i love the small butterflies that comes to drink the sweet nectar from my lilac bush that blooms these great big purple blooms every year so hopefully i can capture a pic of the butterflies as they surround the lilac bush this year. Minnie
March 1, 2009

MOVIE NIGHT WITH MOMMY SARA

Now I will make the popcorn and let’s cuddle up! It’s movie night. Let’s put our diapeys on each other so we will be nice an cozy! All our favorites we will watch Lion King, Toy Story, Monsters Inc. Oh how I love to snuggle under a big comfy blanket and snuggle with my baby! Cum and snuggle with Mommy Sara! 1-888-430-2010
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 16, 2008

HOW TO REALLY LOVE A CHILD

I was looking threw some boxes in my closet when I came across something my mom gave me a few months before she passed….. I hope you all dont mind I’m feeling a little melancholy. Be there. Say yes as often as possible. Let them bang on pots and pans. If they’re crabby, put them in water. If they’re unlovable, love yourself. Realize how important it is to be a child. Go to a movie theatre in your pajamas. Read books out loud with joy and expression. Invent treasures together. Remember how really small they really are. Giggle a lot. Surprise them. Say no when necessary. Teach feelings. Heal your own inner child. Learn about parenting. Hug trees together. Make loving safe. Bake a cake and eat it with your hands. Go find elephants and […]