August 20, 2009

Day Trip

Well, seems the summer will soon be coming to an end, and I think we should do something special before the fall comes, don’t you? I was thinking a trip to the fair would be fun – they have a great section that has all kinds of inflatable rides for you and I to enjoy. Slides, and bouncers and all kinds of wonderful things for us to try! We can play wack-a-mole, and shoot water in the clown’s mouth, and I could win you a brand new stuffed teddy bear! You can have some cotton candy and maybe even a funnel cake if they have them (but not too much – don’t want you to get a tummy ache). Now doesn’t that sound like a fun way to end the summer? Hugs and kisses, Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 29, 2009

A “Discussion” with a Certain Abie

Sometimes a good ol’ fashioned paddling is just what the doctor ordered. I’ve found this to be true with one particular Abie (you know who you are). This past week we had a little “discussion” about all his bad behavior as of late, and a stern and lengthy paddling was the tool of choice to set him on the straight and narrow. Now let me tell you, this particular abie can be quite stubborn and mischievous – just when I thought he had learned his lesson, he let it slip that he, in fact, was NOT going to cease one of his naughty little habits, but continue to do so instead. Well, let me tell you, this led to a more stern “discussion” with my “handy helper”. But in the end, he saw the error of his ways, and promised to do much better in the future (we shall see). In either case, he had great difficulty sitting down for the next few days as a reminder of our little “discussion”. Mommy Gina
July 8, 2009

Rise and Shine

Peek-a-boo! I see your head popping out of the covers. Time to rise and shine, and greet the day! Now let’s get breakfast in that tummy of yours, a clean diaper on that tushie, and put you in a fresh onsie. Isn’t that better? Now we’re ready to get on with the important business of the day – playing! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 8, 2009

Rise and Shine

Peek-a-boo! I see your head popping out of the covers. Time to rise and shine, and greet the day! Now let’s get breakfast in that tummy of yours, a clean diaper on that tushie, and put you in a fresh onsie. Isn’t that better? Now we’re ready to get on with the important business of the day – playing! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
June 3, 2009

There was an Old Woman …

Do you like nursery rhymes as much as I do? Well here’s my take on an old favorite: There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, She had some bad boys, but knew what to do. She put them in dresses, all pretty in pink, And showed all the neighbors, and asked what they think. And just when they thought, things could not get worse, She put them in diapers, completing the curse. So heed this strong warning, to all who are sulky, I’ll make you wear ruffles, and diapers so bulky! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
May 20, 2009

A Walk in the Park

Sometimes my ABies are a little reluctant to go for a walk in the park – especially when I have them dressed to the nines in full baby attire. In these situations I like to put them in a baby harness, complete with hand restraints, to make them a little but more cooperative! Now, to hinder further tantrums, I’ve added a little something special to the harness, *wink*. I have retro-fitted a little shocking device from a dog’s shocking collar to the back of the harness, as well as to the crotch strap. I can then administer and control the amount of punishment needed with my remote device. It might seem a bit harsh, but it will keep the biggest of babies sweet tempered and obedient! So tell me, are you ready for a walk in the park, or should I get the baby harness? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010