December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
October 21, 2008

Scary Movies

I love all the scarly movies some of the cable channels run during October. Especially the classics. Have any of you seen Nosferatu? Or read read up on the making of it? It is very interesting. As alot of you know I am a HUGE fan of zombie movies too, old and new and even really bad,lol. The bad ones are some of the best. It’s so much fun to curl up with baby under a nice big blanket, with a bucket of popcorn and turn out all the lights for scary movie night. Don’t forget to join us for our Halloween chat party all day on October 31st. We will be running a special for all who join us. Mommy Josie
October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, “the children who eat poo” would come & get me. The children who eat poo are a bunch of naughty children who also wouldent eat thier supper & now live on the streets with nothing to eat but poo! They were like a gang of poo eating street punks. as my mother was a self employed courier sometimes when i was in the car with her she would point to dumpsters & say thats where the children who eat poo live. needless to say, washing the dishes in our house […]
October 8, 2008

Join us

How many of you babies have been to our free chatroom? I have been hanging out there more and more. It is so much fun, I have met lots of others AB’s and DL’s. And of course there is never a shortage of mommies for everyone. So for anyone who hasn’t, come on in and check it out and for those of you who haven’t been to visit us in awhile…What are you waiting for!? Betsy 1 888 430 2010
July 22, 2008

Not JUST a helper

Someone came into the chatroom looking for a girl to be daddys sweet baby. We that is a role that I love to play. I love being cared for. And since I have a mommys in RL already it would be so nice to play with daddy. But this daddy was suprised. He had read my profile and thought that I only like being the mommys helper that I talk about on there. I just wanted to clear something up for those of you who do not alreadt know. On my bio I wrote about ONE of my favorite things to do. We cannot possibly fit all the things we like or have experience with on one bio. I love all kinds of role plays and I especially love variety. I am a switch so I like playing both mommy and baby roles. Sometimes as an AB I like to be a little bit older but on occasion it is fun to be a very small baby. I also like to play mommy, babysitter, sister, cousin, neighbor…there are so many different types of fantasies to imagine. So if you see a lady you like but she doesn’t mention your fantasy in her bio, that doesn’t mean she would not enjoy, try giving her a call and running it by her. You might be pleasantly suprised. […]