October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, “the children who eat poo” would come & get me. The children who eat poo are a bunch of naughty children who also wouldent eat thier supper & now live on the streets with nothing to eat but poo! They were like a gang of poo eating street punks. as my mother was a self employed courier sometimes when i was in the car with her she would point to dumpsters & say thats where the children who eat poo live. needless to say, washing the dishes in our house was never a big chore…we practically licked them clean. 3. I used to believe that my older cousin always carried these green pink & white candies in her purse & i used to sneek in there & eat a couple of them come to find out years later that they were birth control pills. 4. I used to believe that the ridges on the roof of my mouth spelled out “MADE IN JAPAN” just like the words on the bottom of my doll’s foot. 5. I used to believe that one foot was better than the other. The sheets on my bed were always messed up in the morning because my feet had been fighting during the night trying to prove that one was better than the other. 6. My sister told me that, unless I did a song and a dance after I had a poo the Toilet Monster would come and get me… the song went “Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ugga Bugga Ug, Toilet Monster please don’t come” bitch. 7. When I was in Primary school, our teacher used to explain some things by starting a sentence with “When I was a little boy…” Damn you Mrs Hudson, I thought that when I grew up I’d turn into a woman!!!!!! 8. When I was a nipper my older sister, by seven years, used to tell me that sometimes the Tooth Fairy got drunk and took an eye by mistake. Gave me nightmares for months. 9. I once told my mother when I was 4 years old that I was going to marry my 4 year old ‘boyfriend’, Mikey and that our children would […]
September 9, 2008

NFL Season!

I love football, and believe it or not, I actually enjoy watching the cheerleaders. The fact that there are even cheerleaders at NFL games strikes me as funny. They are always on the side lines doing there jumping and smiling and shaking their little pom-poms, but unless they are put on the Jumbo Tron or you are sitting close enough to the field most people never even remember that they are there. I am not sure I would like that. There I am doing my job, and only a handful of people even acknowledging my presence out of tens of thousands of people. I would find that highly irritating. To bad they don’t work for Phone A Mommy, we are adored by millions *big smile*. Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2008

Out Clubbing

When I am not working at phone a mommy, I like to go out with my friends. I can get pretty wild, and so can my friends lol. We like to go to clubs and dance, what gets me is when young guys come up to me and offer to buy me drinks. Some of the lines I hear, they are very very bad, but I dance with them anyway. If I am feeling particularly naughty I might whisper in their ear, “just call me Mommy.” Some will, without hesitation and some take a step back away from me lol. That always makes me laugh when that happens. Can you imagine running into me at a club, I bet if I whispered in your ear for you to call me Mommy, you would in a heartbeat. Sexy MILF, Savannah 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2008

Out Clubbing

When I am not working at phone a mommy, I like to go out with my friends. I can get pretty wild, and so can my friends lol. We like to go to clubs and dance, what gets me is when young guys come up to me and offer to buy me drinks. Some of the lines I hear, they are very very bad, but I dance with them anyway. If I am feeling particularly naughty I might whisper in their ear, “just call me Mommy.” Some will, without hesitation and some take a step back away from me lol. That always makes me laugh when that happens. Can you imagine running into me at a club, I bet if I whispered in your ear for you to call me Mommy, you would in a heartbeat. Sexy MILF, Savannah 1-888-430-2010
June 10, 2008

Yummy, Yummy for your Tummy!

What’s your favorite sherbet? Yesterday the temperature where I live reached 98 degrees. Hot, hot, hot! And naturally, my mind turned to things that are cold. One of my favorite summer treats is sherbet and I’ll take it in any flavor, although I must admit I’m partial to pineapple. My grocery happened to be out of pineapple so I purchased rainbow instead. The colors are pastel and summery and it tasted yummy. What’s your favorite flavor? Mommy Crissy Yahoo ID: phonemommycrissy
May 24, 2008

Ticklish babies

I play with some very ticklish babies here at Phoneamommy. They giggle and coo as I tickle their underarms, and under their chins. I giggle too when they get to giggling, it’s the sweetest sound a mommy can hear is her happy baby. Some babies like tickling back, that’s fine with me if they want to find mommy’s ticklish spots. Mommy Robin