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March 26, 2009

Thanx Jani For Sharing This With Me :)

Mommy to Mom to Mother MOTHERS Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers sometimes have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn’t come out of carpets. Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’ and get their answer when a little voice says, ‘Because I love you best.’ Real Mothers know that a child’s growth is not measured by height or years or grade… It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother… ——————————————————————————– The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE – My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE – My Mom […]
March 6, 2009

Funny Mom

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January 15, 2009

Common Cold

Poor mommy Ava has been so sick the last 3 weeks but finally this week I am feeling much better. While I was sick I had so many people cheering me up and my mommy came over to make me chicken soup. I started to think of all my babies who will get a cold this season and don’t have anyone to come over to make them soup. I want all of you to take good care of yourself so you don’t get sick….if your laying in bed with a thermometer in your mouth as you read this…then I’m too late but here are some things you can do to feel better! Drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest. Use a humidifier — an electric device that puts water into the air. A cough […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]
July 31, 2008

Behave yourself

Some of you who have gotten to know me well, know that I love anything and everything vintage. Most especially the 40’s and 50’s eras. I love vintage lingerie and clothing. I also just love the mothers from back then. They may have been the ones to stay home and raise the family but they were completely in control. Keeping the household running like a finely tuned automobile. I love to take on the role of a Donna Reed type mom. Those dresses she wears with the heels. Looking immaculate while at the ironing board lecturing you about this or that. And look at that bathing suit, it’s to die for.Those women were always the picture of perfection, makeup flawless, in beautiful dresses or skirts with high heels. Standing over you wagging a finger telling […]