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May 17, 2015

Peeking at Mommy

  Oh no! Mommy Candy caught her abdl sissy peeking in her room while she was having fun with her boyfriend! You are in big trouble now mister! What will she do to you?  Mommy will put you in some trashy lingerie and present you to her boyfriend to do with what he pleases.  Mommy will sit by and watch her sissy son suck cock for the first time.  What will mommy let her boyfriend do to you Candy 888*430*2010    
February 9, 2009

Ultimate Cell Phone

I am currently looking to replace the cell phone I have, so I have been doing a lot of internet browsing. In my browsing I came across this item: It’s beautiful isn’t it? It’s the Vertu Cobra. This phone features the following: from one pear-cut diamond, one round white diamond, two emerald eyes and 439 rubies. Nice huh? The price tag for this? Only a mere $310,000. I think I will continue my search lol. Love you all, Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
February 9, 2009

Ultimate Cell Phone

I am currently looking to replace the cell phone I have, so I have been doing a lot of internet browsing. In my browsing I came across this item: It’s beautiful isn’t it? It’s the Vertu Cobra. This phone features the following: from one pear-cut diamond, one round white diamond, two emerald eyes and 439 rubies. Nice huh? The price tag for this? Only a mere $310,000. I think I will continue my search lol. Love you all, Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
November 2, 2008

Thanksgiving

Boy oh boy am I getting excited.  Now that the pumpkins are getting all mushy and your front yard looks like a toilet exploded because you gave out that crappy candy that Candy mentioned in her blog last week, (shame on you if you did) it’s time to move on to the heavy weight holidays!  Thanksgiving being one of them, how could you not like this Holiday, I mean come the frick on! You eat, you have to spend time with family members you don’t like, you get to eat, you get to pick a name for your secret Santa gift that you must send to the family member you don’t like (thank God for chia pets eh?), you eat, you fall asleep, you eat. What’s not to like?   So as of this day I am decking out my house with Thanksgiving Day decorations and getting ready to gain 30 lbs!  YAY for Holidays! Soon to be fat, Stacie 1-888-430-2010
November 2, 2008

Thanksgiving

Boy oh boy am I getting excited.  Now that the pumpkins are getting all mushy and your front yard looks like a toilet exploded because you gave out that crappy candy that Candy mentioned in her blog last week, (shame on you if you did) it’s time to move on to the heavy weight holidays!  Thanksgiving being one of them, how could you not like this Holiday, I mean come the frick on! You eat, you have to spend time with family members you don’t like, you get to eat, you get to pick a name for your secret Santa gift that you must send to the family member you don’t like (thank God for chia pets eh?), you eat, you fall asleep, you eat. What’s not to like?   So as of this day I am decking out my house with Thanksgiving Day decorations and getting ready to gain 30 lbs!  YAY for Holidays! Soon to be fat, Stacie 1-888-430-2010
August 20, 2008

Vacation Wishes

I thought I would share a personal picture with you that was taken on my last vacation. Remind me never to wear white while there is a brisk breeze blowing. I would love to take all of you with me the next time I go on vacation, of course, I would need all the other phone a mommies to come with me, because, let’s face it. If I took everyone, there is no way I could keep my eye on all of you. I hope you are have a glorious day where ever you are, and that you are happy and healthy. Love you all, Mommy Liz
June 29, 2008

Stinky Babies

I had a very stinky little one call me this morning. He was dirty from his head to his little toes. He was out playing out in the mud, and then he pooped. The only thing I could think of was to give this little one a nice warm bath to get him all clean. Freshly washed skin, nice clean fluffy diapers, fresh from the dryer onesie. You know what? I bet he is back outside right now getting dirty all over again lol Sara 1-888-430-2010
June 29, 2008

Stinky Babies

I had a very stinky little one call me this morning. He was dirty from his head to his little toes. He was out playing out in the mud, and then he pooped. The only thing I could think of was to give this little one a nice warm bath to get him all clean. Freshly washed skin, nice clean fluffy diapers, fresh from the dryer onesie. You know what? I bet he is back outside right now getting dirty all over again lol Sara 1-888-430-2010
May 1, 2008

Smile For Mommy

There is nothing more endearing then the smile that a little one gives to their Mommy. It melts your heart. And of course Mommies always smile right back. The best type of smile is one where you can see the joy and happiness in the little ones face, and sometimes if you are lucky you get that cute little giggle to go along with it. I love hearing the joy and happiness in my abies and sissies voices. It makes me smile back 🙂 . Mommy Liz
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