Phone A Mommy Blog

August 18, 2009

Nite Nite

Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe; Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew. “Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three. “We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea. Nets of silver and gold have we,” said Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe. And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew. Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea; “Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!” So cried the stars to the fishermen three – Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod. So all […]
July 3, 2008

Online Shopping Takes A Turn For The Worst

I enjoy shopping online, it is one of my very favorite things to do. Once in a great while I will splurge on something a bit on the expensive side to wear to functions that I attend. Today, as I was happily looking for something that I will be required to wear to an upcoming formal wedding I happened upon THIS: What in heaven’s name is this? Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it heating lamp gear? Is it all that and a bag of fries that are being warmed in her left pocket? Not to be put off by a close encounter with brown bag heating lamp woman, I pressed on, and found THIS: I had no idea the Michelin Man had a sister who was into high fashion, but there […]
July 3, 2008

Missing You All

I miss you all.  Where are you my little ones? Have you forgotten about me? I certainly hope not.  I know it’s summer time and you have vacations and want to get outside and do things, but Mommy misses you all so.  Give me a call soon so I can hear your wonderful voice and give you some hugs and kisses. Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010
June 2, 2008

It’s All In The Cards

Playing cards is one of My favorite past times. I had a thought cross My mind the other day while I was with some friends playing a hand. I imagined playing a game of strip poker with a sissy, but instead of them getting naked they would have to put on one article of sissy clothing at a time if they lost. Sounds like fun to Me. Stella 1 888 430 2010