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August 11, 2008

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July 22, 2008

Not JUST a helper

Someone came into the chatroom looking for a girl to be daddy’s sweet baby. We that is a role that I love to play. I love being cared for. And since I have a mommy’s in RL already it would be so nice to play with daddy. But this daddy was surprised. He had read my profile and thought that I only like being the mommy’s helper that I talk about on there. I just wanted to clear something up for those of you who do not already know. On my bio I wrote about ONE of my favorite things to do. We cannot possibly fit all the things we like or have experience with on one bio. I love all kinds of role plays and I especially love variety. I am a switch so […]
July 6, 2008

AB sitting

I have been thinking of a fantasy that I would like to do. It’s a bit naughty and involves a cute babysitter. It goes a little something like this. Daddy needs to get some work done so he invites the cute single mom from down the street over to watch me. She takes good care of me and at the end of the day she puts me in a thick diaper and allows me to nurse. After she puts me down for a nap her and daddy have some naughty fun. *wink* And when I wake up, I come out and catch them, they are surprised but not to surprised to invite me to join in the fun. Each of them work together to show me what it is like to be a “big boy”. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 5, 2008

I Wonder What They Sell In Here

I wish I had a store like this near me. All my lovely little sissies and I could go shopping. I wonder what types of things they have for sale in there. I would love to walk into a store that sold strictly sissy clothing, fancy dresses, silky this and frilly that, full shelves of Rhumba panties. *sigh* What a wonderful thing to think about. Shirley 1 888 430 2010
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]
June 20, 2008

Diaper Choice

With so many choices out there how do you decide what is the best for your butt. There is cloth diapers, disposables. Even with disposables you have many choices. choices. Depends, Attends, Molicare, Tena, Bambino and other options. I believe it is what you are comfortable with and makes you happy and smiling. So go ahead put your nappy on and be happy wet and messy Love , Daddy Paul
June 12, 2008

Mommy and Daddy

Any sissies like playing with Mommy and Daddy? I’ll bet there are sissies out there that want Mommy to teach them to be a big girl. One sweet sissy did that this week, he caught Mommy and Daddy playing grown up games so Mommy had her be a big girl for Daddy. I would be glad to do the same thing or something similar for you. Mommy Scarlet