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December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too […]

December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a […]

November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny […]

October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists […]

October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! […]

October 7, 2008

Mommy’s New House

MOMMY SUE has been very busy settling in her new house. I sure do miss having my abies to care for so I have a very special nursery all set up with all your favorite things and some not so favorite things for my naughty abies. Best of all, the […]

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