Phone A Mommy Blog

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out […]