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July 20, 2009

My Love For Ava,

I have always been a diapered boy, but I never had the courage to tell about my love for diapers and its affect on me. My mother put in diapers because she always new it would help supplement my need for them as well. Since birth I was born with a condition called Cerebral Palsy; a condition affecting the neural transmission of messages from the brain the muscles. As a result of this, my bladder and bowels were affected. i can get to the bathroom- but not without struggle. 70% of the time I wouldn’t make it in time, thus ruining my clothes and my pride. My knew this and sought to put an end to my misery. One day she came home diapers and supplies in hand, unclothed me, gave me a bath, dried […]
March 26, 2009

Thanx Jani For Sharing This With Me :)

Mommy to Mom to Mother MOTHERS Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers sometimes have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn’t come out of carpets. Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’ and get their answer when a little voice says, ‘Because I love you best.’ Real Mothers know that a child’s growth is not measured by height or years or grade… It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother… ——————————————————————————– The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE – My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE – My Mom […]
March 6, 2009

Funny Mom

Click here to see the video Thanx for sharing this with me Kat 🙂 aVa 1 888 430-2010
January 15, 2009

Common Cold

Poor mommy Ava has been so sick the last 3 weeks but finally this week I am feeling much better. While I was sick I had so many people cheering me up and my mommy came over to make me chicken soup. I started to think of all my babies who will get a cold this season and don’t have anyone to come over to make them soup. I want all of you to take good care of yourself so you don’t get sick….if your laying in bed with a thermometer in your mouth as you read this…then I’m too late but here are some things you can do to feel better! Drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest. Use a humidifier — an electric device that puts water into the air. A cough […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 16, 2008

HOW TO REALLY LOVE A CHILD

I was looking threw some boxes in my closet when I came across something my mom gave me a few months before she passed….. I hope you all dont mind I’m feeling a little melancholy. Be there. Say yes as often as possible. Let them bang on pots and pans. If they’re crabby, put them in water. If they’re unlovable, love yourself. Realize how important it is to be a child. Go to a movie theatre in your pajamas. Read books out loud with joy and expression. Invent treasures together. Remember how really small they really are. Giggle a lot. Surprise them. Say no when necessary. Teach feelings. Heal your own inner child. Learn about parenting. Hug trees together. Make loving safe. Bake a cake and eat it with your hands. Go find elephants and […]