Phone A Mommy Blog

June 3, 2009

There was an Old Woman …

Do you like nursery rhymes as much as I do? Well here’s my take on an old favorite: There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, She had some bad boys, but knew what to do. She put them in dresses, all pretty in pink, And showed all the neighbors, and asked what they think. And just when they thought, things could not get worse, She put them in diapers, completing the curse. So heed this strong warning, to all who are sulky, I’ll make you wear ruffles, and diapers so bulky! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
June 1, 2009

Mommy Always Wanted a Baby Girl!

Kevin, my 17 year old son knows how sad Mommy has been because I was never able to have a baby girl. So this particular day I had a plan for him and how he could make me feel better. I had went shopping all day, and it must have been meant to be because I was able to find everything I needed for my new little girl all in his size! I was so excited and could not wait till he got home from School. “Three o’clock he will be walking through the door any moment now,” I thought to myself.” Ah, there he is!” Walking into the house “HI MOM!” he shouted. “Hi sweetheart! How are you I am so glad you’re finally home!” I replied. “How was your day Mom?” He asked me. “Well, you know how sad mommy has been with not being able to have a baby girl”, I said to him, he put his head down and the smile slowly left this face. “Yes, Mom, I know.” He mumbled beneath his breath. “Well, I have a great surprise!” I said with great enthusiasm. “You do, what is it?’” The smile came back to his face and his eyes were all bright with anticipation. *I grabbed him by his hand and led him into my bedroom.* On my bed were […]
April 9, 2009

Happy Easter

Stacie 1-888-430-2010
April 2, 2009

Sing-a-long!

Love to sing in the shower too but most of all I love sitting my abies on my lap and singing songs with them!
March 25, 2009

Peek-A-Boo

You want to see it thickly padded and you want me to pee in my diaper for you!
March 18, 2009

Mean Cousin Jenna!

Now look what you did! You spilled the milk, you dropped your cookies and you peed and messed in your diaper! Don’t you know any better? You should be ashamed of yourself for being such a stupid baby! Here let me get out my diaper dunce cap and stick it on your head. I’ll make you sit in the naughty chair with your messy diaper on and make fun of what a big stupid baby you are! I am not a sweet babysitter, I am mean and I will make fun of you and make you feel stupid for being such a big baby! CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010 I’m adorable, look! Come chat, it’s fun!