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December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
December 12, 2008

Christmas Time

Yes my little diapered babies its that time of year and i sure hope you have been good babies too.Wouldn’t want you babies to wake up to empty stockings that would be a sad site to see now would it not so lets be good little babies.So you can get up Christmas morning and dive into all Christmas gifts under the Tree. MINNIE
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
December 4, 2008

Flowers for Mommies

Don’t you just love those bouquets of flowers that abies pick for their mommies? Some do buy flowers, but hand picked wild flowers always melt my heart. I can be a bit sentimental, and I save dried flowers from special bouquets. Its kind of flower scrap booking. I like to look back over them, and see the variety, and the kindness that went into it. Mommy Scarlet
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
October 17, 2008

FOUND MY COSTUME!!!

Well my sweeties, I finally did it!  I figured out the perfect costume not only for me, but really for any of us. Baby Huey of course! Yes, I am sure some of you may have done it in the past, and you probably did it dress like the guy in the blue suit holding the rubber ducky. I think we did it wrong if it was done that way…we need to dress more like the cartoon character in order to actually pull it off. I am going to wear the little blue hat, little blue shirt, the diaper {of course..lol }, but I am gonna cover the diaper with a pair of matching blue pants that look like rubber pants, then I am gonna find a ducks beak and some kind of duck like […]