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January 15, 2009

Common Cold

Poor mommy Ava has been so sick the last 3 weeks but finally this week I am feeling much better. While I was sick I had so many people cheering me up and my mommy came over to make me chicken soup. I started to think of all my babies who will get a cold this season and don’t have anyone to come over to make them soup. I want all of you to take good care of yourself so you don’t get sick….if your laying in bed with a thermometer in your mouth as you read this…then I’m too late but here are some things you can do to feel better! Drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest. Use a humidifier — an electric device that puts water into the air. A cough […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
December 12, 2008

Christmas Time

Yes my little diapered babies its that time of year and i sure hope you have been good babies too.Wouldn’t want you babies to wake up to empty stockings that would be a sad site to see now would it not so lets be good little babies.So you can get up Christmas morning and dive into all Christmas gifts under the Tree. MINNIE
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]