Toilet Training Adult Baby: On the Potty

You are too big for the potty chair and that is precisely why Mommy puts you on it. Toilet Training Adult Baby is the long, patient game where she decides when you go, where you go, and what happens when you cannot hold it. She sets the timer, she takes your hand, she walks you down the hall, and she sits there with you until something happens. The potty is cold under your bare bottom. Her voice is warm. You will learn, sweetheart, because Mommy has all the time in the world.

The Potty Schedule She Keeps For You

Every two hours the timer goes off and Mommy comes to get you, no matter what you were doing. She tugs your training pants down, sits you on the seat, and tells you to push. She watches your face, she rubs your tummy, she asks if you feel it coming. Toilet Training Adult Baby means you do not get to decide anymore, and our mommies are very strict about the clock. Hold it too long and you will wet yourself between trips, which is its own little lesson.

Pride When You Go, Diapers When You Fail

Go in the potty like a big boy and Mommy claps her hands and tells the whole house how proud she is. Have an accident in your pants and she sighs, lays you on the changing mat, and pins a thick diaper back on you. That is the deal. Dry stretches earn the potty and the praise. One leak and you are back in padding, which makes the humiliation all the sweeter when she announces you are not ready after all.

Held Over the Bowl, Watched Every Second

Some sessions she stands you up and holds your little thing for you, aiming it down into the water, telling you exactly when to start and stop. She narrates the trickle. She wipes you after. For her diaper lovers the goal is never really to graduate you, it is to keep you trying and failing, sat on that cold seat with your knees apart, straining for a Mommy who loves to watch.

Stars on the Chart, Padding for the Night

There is a chart on the fridge with your name and a row of gold stars. Daytime is for potty practice. Nighttime is non-negotiable, so a fresh diaper goes on every adult baby before lights out because Mommy knows you cannot last until morning. You will wake up wet, she will check, and the chart starts over. Toilet Training Adult Baby is a circle she draws around you, and you stay inside it as long as she likes.

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December 11, 2007

Having Fun With Old Men

  I have to tell you what a fun day I had today.  I went to lunch with some new girl friends of mine today and there was a table of older gentlemen a couple of seats over.  They kept looking at us and we, like the older women that […]
December 11, 2007

Playmate

I got to play with one of my favorite playmates yesterday. His mommy had to go out for a bit so, even though we are the same age, she put me in charge. I got to be a big girl and I wanted to play house, so I made him […]
December 4, 2007

Nosey Neighbor

  I was on a call this morning, and to be honest I had to be loud, I had to correct a very bad little boy, tisk tisk tisk!  I was walking around my house doing my call, having a great time, I happen to look to out my dinning […]
November 21, 2007

Story time in babyland

In the last few months, I have been invited to join in writing chapters for a few of the stories written by some of our AB’s in our forum: https://www.phoneamommy.com/Board/viewforum.php?f=12&sid=90dcc95ee2a8de24d1e22a50680decc6 I had never written any stories on my own since high school. And I had never given a shot at writing […]
November 21, 2007

Turkey day

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, My mommy is making a big fat turkey for tomorrow. And I get to help in the kitchen this year just like a big girl. I get to practice being just like a real mommy in the kitchen making Thanksgiving dinner. Every once in awhile I have to […]
October 30, 2007

I got my butt spanked

When my mommy went out to the store yesterday I just could not resist putting on my new dress for the halloween party. I was running around the house with the babies crawling after me and I fell down and ripped some of the lace. I quickly removed the dress […]