Phone A Mommy Blog

December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
December 4, 2008

Flowers for Mommies

Don’t you just love those bouquets of flowers that abies pick for their mommies? Some do buy flowers, but hand picked wild flowers always melt my heart. I can be a bit sentimental, and I save dried flowers from special bouquets. Its kind of flower scrap booking. I like to look back over them, and see the variety, and the kindness that went into it. Mommy Scarlet
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
October 16, 2008

HOW TO REALLY LOVE A CHILD

I was looking threw some boxes in my closet when I came across something my mom gave me a few months before she passed….. I hope you all dont mind I’m feeling a little melancholy. Be there. Say yes as often as possible. Let them bang on pots and pans. If they’re crabby, put them in water. If they’re unlovable, love yourself. Realize how important it is to be a child. Go to a movie theatre in your pajamas. Read books out loud with joy and expression. Invent treasures together. Remember how really small they really are. Giggle a lot. Surprise them. Say no when necessary. Teach feelings. Heal your own inner child. Learn about parenting. Hug trees together. Make loving safe. Bake a cake and eat it with your hands. Go find elephants and […]
October 15, 2008

Halloween Party for phone A mommy

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper Halloween chat part! It’s gonna be so great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* I just can’t to see everyone all dressed up in their costumes at the Halloween party. Its going to be so much fun and I am going to wear the most amazing diamond diaper for my cute Hollywood baby costume I made all by my self. I can’t wait till I go peepee and poo poo in my diapy and daddy comes ans changes my very filthy messy dirty adult diaper. […]
October 15, 2008

Abdl Party time!

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper Halloween chat party! It’s gonna be soo great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* I think I’m going to bring the special frilly Halloween diapers that i made just for my little abies to wear. they have frilly sides with cute little sparkly pumpkins that are sewn on in the perfect places so they sparkle when your getting a diaper change. Best Baby Betsy