Phone A Mommy Blog

March 1, 2008

Go Fetch the Paddle!

     I’ve been very busy lately with so many nanny jobs here and there. There are so many of you babies to tend to. You are so needy and require so much discipline! As you know, I grew up in England. I went back to visit my roots just recently. While […]
February 26, 2008

My brother

As some of you may know, I am not mommies only baby. I have a little ab brother. I love him lots except sometimes he’s a brat. And because I am a big girl and help mommy out lots and lots, I get to watch him sometimes. Mommy even said […]
February 24, 2008

WAM! BAM! Noooooo Thank You Ma’am!

There I was, just walking down the street, minding my own when she came at me. There was no escape, if I stepped to the left I would be in the street and of course there were a lot of cars passing by (just my luck) if I stepped to […]
February 8, 2008

friends

i had a little one to call the other day and oh my goodness was he in a mess his diaper was hanging to his knees and he was in such a mess i didn’t think he would ever come clean.took him upstairs to the bathroom stripped him down gave […]
February 7, 2008

Phonesex fantasy girl Lacy

I am your fantasy girl extraordinaire. I love to do it all. No matter what your fantasy is, I am the girl for you. I know alot about all kinds of different fantasies. Got something you think I haven’t tried or even heard of? Give me a call. I would […]